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Saturday, 02 June 2007 03:57 |
This here is Queen'. I hope all you boys have considered the importance of a good pair of shower shoes as part of you PPE. You see, I have seen several folks on boats, either because they are new, or have maybe never been to jail, neglect to wear shower shoes when they go in the head to put their sexy on. They strut up in there bare footed like they over at they girls apartment, and jump in that nasty ass pleasure stall like they own it. We ALL know what goes down that boats shower drain. Piss, snot, worse, and even the scores of knuckle children that are born in there everyday. That shower is a nursury for them knuckle babies. You in there slipping and sliding on the whole stew. The ironic thing is that when most of you come home after a long hitch, and hit that girlfriends shower, you STILL standing in another mans hopes and dreams. Thats just nasty yall, get some damn flip-flaps. |