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Wednesday, 09 May 2007 16:55 |
Thank God these white folks we work for love us so much! They have over the years developed a sure fire way to reduce maritime crew accidents, while helping put a little green in our pockets. The 'safety bonus'seems to be the most ingenius method of crowd control since the drug test. Heres how it is REPORTED to work: Joe Deckhand knows that if he is very careful not to slip, trip, or otherwise bust his ass, his name remains in a pot of cash to be divided among the other Mr. Safeties at the end of each quarter. Everyone stays safe, everyone gets paid. Now heres how it REALLY works. Joe Deckhand busts his ass on the regular like anybody who works on a boat of any kind. However, he knows that if he REPORTS his accident, he first of all scores a pop test for his entire crew. Then, his name goes into a list of shipmates sheduled to get the shit beat out of them for costing
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Tuesday, 08 May 2007 20:27 |
This is the Carribean Queen. I was born with eyes like a microscope lens for detecting bullshit, and a knack for poor food choices. I only use recreational or pharmaceutical drugs to sharpen my senses, or to make myself more interesting. When I am blessed with a user confirmation email, I will infect this site with my own brand of news and unrelated noise. You will read my scribblings because I dont need you to. I will pile them here for you to wash. I know boats. I know people. I know you, you sick puppy. I will give you what you want. Im fabulous. Queen- |
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