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Wednesday, 12 September 2007 03:20 |
Queen here,
Now, before I tell yall about what happened to the Queen, you got to know this. Miss Queen is like a stopped-up toilet, I aint taken no shit! Im bout ready to take my Gucci bags out the plastic, pack my shit, and make this crazy old man put this boat up to the dock and let me go. Now, you tell me what you would do. I got jacked into working Ivan's shift and called myself having to go out in the rain to put a line up, in the middle of the damn night. Now, he call himself an engineer (though I call him Ivan the Ture-able) and cant keep shit working on this raggedy boat. I come in the galley to heat up some chicken and dumplins somebody had left in the fridge with their name on it, like they invented chicken and dumplins. Next thing I know, Captain smooth touch broke the line, and start screaming and ringing the damn bell. I hear the crew start draggin out the bed like the living dead, and going up to the wheelhouse to see whats up. Cap sends them back to bed, and they yellin at me for not being on the deck. So, I tell them to take they ass back to bed, and head out on the deck to swap the line by myself. I get it all straight, kick a little game to some boy on the ship, and as Im coming back in, I hear an alarm going off. So, I go down to the engine room to see whats wrong, and in a minute I look up and see these fools running past the ladder towards the galley. I knew what time it was. I had forgot that Ivan told us that that damn stove dont turn off when you turn the knob. I get up there, and here they all stand, room full of smoke, all in they drawers, pissed off. Now they want me to replace the burnt ass pan, and sign some junk about being warned about eating other peoples personel food, like that bitch dont get in MY bread. Well, I might sign something, the bottom of a application! No, yall know im talkin shit. I aint gonna have them tellin my next boss about this shit on the phone. I guess I got to buy a pan, and live with these men calling me "Dumplin" for a minute. Queen-
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